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He’s a holy roller who yaps about God like He’s in the next room listening.
He texted me at 2 AM: 'God is watching you, son.'
He told the group, 'I’m gonna preach to the devil himself!'
He started a prayer chain just to ignore his ex.
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He’s a walking Bible verse who can’t shut up about the kingdom stuff.
He DM’d me: 'Psalm 23 is my life.'
He interrupts every conversation with 'Did you know God has a plan? '
He turned his lunch break into a sermon.
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He’s like a church choir member who thinks he’s Jesus.
He texted me: 'I’m the chosen one.'
He said, 'God spoke to me in the microwave.'
He tried to convert the barista into a disciple.