Kakela

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A guy who thinks he’s the king of the block, but his drip is fake and his game is worse than a bad pizza.

He posted 10 selfies and 2 flexes in one hour. Still no bitches.

He tried to hit on my cousin and got blocked by her mom.

He said he was rich, but his phone was on low battery and his shoes were from 2015.

A man who thinks he’s got the smoothest flow, but he can’t even get a girl to laugh.

He tried to make a joke at the club and got laughed at by the bouncer.

He asked a girl for her number and she said 'no' and then said 'what's your name?'.

He tried to impress me with his 'vibe' and I asked if he knew what a vibe was.

A dude who thinks he’s got the whole game, but his bitches are all fake and he’s broke.

He posted a picture of his car and it was a rental.

He said he had 5 bitches, but they all left when he forgot to send them money.

He tried to call me a 'snack' and I called him a 'snack' back, but with more cuss words.

A man who thinks he’s the main character, but he’s just a background player in someone else’s story.

He tried to be the main character in my story and I just rolled my eyes.

He posted a story about his 'big day' and it was just him eating pizza at 3 in the morning.

He thought he was the hero, but I was the one who beat him up in the gym.

A guy who thinks he’s got the whole world, but he can’t even handle a simple conversation.

He tried to talk to me and I had to finish his sentences for him.

He asked me a question and then said 'what?' when I answered.

He tried to be cool, but he said 'yo' 10 times in one sentence.