Kakeguruisexual

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Getting a hard-on for characters from Kakegurui because they look hot and you’re a loser who thinks anime is a real life.
I saw Yūka’s face and instantly forgot my mom’s birthday.
I texted my crush ‘I think I’m kakeguruisexual’ and got blocked.
I failed my math test because I was thinking about how Hikari’s voice sounds like a siren.
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You’re so obsessed with Kakegurui you think the characters are real and you’re willing to die for them.
I cried when Yūka got beat up. I was like, ‘Why would you do that?!”
I skipped class to rewatch the part where Hikari eats the cake.
I told my dog I’m in love with Yūka and he just looked at me like I was insane.
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You get a boner for Kakegurui characters and you’re too stupid to know the difference between anime and real life.
I asked my teacher if Yūka was coming to school and she said I was a menace.
I got in trouble for drawing Hikari on the board instead of doing my homework.
I told my crush I’d die for Yūka and now I have to sit next to her in class.
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