Kake

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Kake is a bunch of rich white kids who waste money on poker and drugs. They send each other stupid gay messages in a group chat and think they're the coolest thing ever.
Kake Nation is just rich kids who think they're better than everyone else.
They spent $500 on poker and then sent me a picture of a cat wearing a hat.
I don’t even know why they’re called Kake. It’s just a stupid name.
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Kake is just a fancy way of saying 'okay.' It’s like being cool but not cool enough to be 'cool.'
Kake, I’ll be there in five minutes.
Kake, I know you’re lying.
Kake? That’s the best you could come up with?
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Kake is when you eat a cookie and then puke your guts out. It’s like a party for your stomach and then it crashes.
I ate a whole box of cookies and then threw up in my mom’s car.
Kake happened and I’m still not over it.
That cookie was a death trap, and I knew it.
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Kake is a weird way of saying okay that came from the word ‘ok.’ It’s like being lazy and not even trying.
Kake, I’ll do it later.
Kake? That’s not even a real word.
Kake, I’m not even listening anymore.
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Kake is when you get caught doing something, even though you tried your hardest to avoid it. It’s like being a spy and then getting caught by a kid.
I was caught eating pizza in class. Kake.
I tried not to be seen, but Kake happened.
I got caught stealing a snack and now I’m a legend.
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Kake is a cooler way to say ‘okay’ while texting. It’s like being a bit cool but not cool enough to be ‘cool.’
Kake, I’ll see you tomorrow.
Kake, that’s not even a real word.
Kake? That’s the best you could come up with?
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Kake is when you’re so scared you’re about to poop your pants. It’s like your brain is trying to run away from something.
I was so scared I had to sit down. Kake.
Kake happened and I had to leave the room.
I was scared out of my mind and I had to go to the bathroom.
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