Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The only way you can laugh without losing your mind

My dog ate my homework and I laughed so hard I threw up.

I saw my teacher cry during a math test and I was Kakdoft.

My friend told me he failed the test and I laughed so hard I peed my pants.

2

When you’re so confused you laugh like a madman

I read the instructions wrong and laughed like I just won the lottery.

My friend said the sky is green and I was Kakdoft.

I thought my teacher was mad but he was just high.

3

The sound of your soul escaping your body

I heard my dog bark at a ghost and I laughed so hard I fell off the chair.

My friend told me he turned into a chicken and I was Kakdoft.

I saw my mom wearing my dad’s underwear and I laughed so hard I cried.

4

When your brain short-circuits from too much joy

My dog chased a cat and I laughed so hard I blacked out.

I saw my teacher eat a whole pizza and I was Kakdoft.

I thought my friend was talking to a wall and I laughed so hard I snorted.

5

The only time you can be proud of being stupid

I laughed at my own dumb joke and I was Kakdoft.

I saw my teacher fall into a pool and I laughed so hard I hit my head.

I thought my dog was talking to me and I was Kakdoft.

6

When you laugh so hard you forget you’re alive

I saw my friend eat a whole cake and I was Kakdoft.

I laughed so hard I forgot my name.

I saw my teacher fight a robot and I was Kakdoft.