kakd

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A person so wasted from drugs they're like a melted candle. All they want is a bed and a blanket.

My cousin is a kakd. He ate three tacos and fell asleep on the couch.

My mom says I'm a kakd. I haven't moved since noon.

My dog is a kakd. He won’t even bark at the mailman.

A human who’s so high they’re like a dead frog. They don’t want anything except to breathe and maybe eat a snack.

My brother is a kakd. He stared at the ceiling for two hours.

My teacher called me a kakd. I didn’t even finish my math test.

My cat is a kakd. He took a nap in the middle of the dinner table.

A person who’s so messed up from drugs they can’t even think straight. They just want to lie down and forget the world.

My friend is a kakd. He tried to text me but just sent a pizza emoji.

My dad is a kakd. He said he’s going to work, but he fell asleep on the couch.

My sister is a kakd. She tried to cook breakfast and burned the toast.