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When someone gives you the worst pep talk ever while slapping your face like you're a broken toy.

My mom said, 'Cheer up, kiddo, it'll be alright,' and then she smacked me.

My teacher told me, 'It'll be alright,' and then she threw a eraser at my head.

My brother said, 'Cheer up,' and then he kicked me in the shins.

When you get lightly punched in the face and told to stop being such a crybaby.

My friend punched me and said, 'Stop whining, it'll be alright.'

My dad hit me and said, 'It's not that bad, kid.'

My cousin elbowed me and said, 'Cheer up, it'll be alright.'

What happens when you're told to be happy while getting lightly beaten up by someone who thinks they're cool.

My brother hit me and said, 'It'll be alright, I'm cool.'

My neighbor slapped me and said, 'Cheer up, I'm awesome.'

My uncle punched me and said, 'It'll be fine, I'm the best.'

When you're told to stop being sad while getting lightly hit by someone who thinks they're a hero.

My friend hit me and said, 'You're not sad, I'm a hero.'

My teacher hit me and said, 'I'm saving you, kid.'

My brother hit me and said, 'I'm the hero, cheer up.'

What happens when you're told to be happy while someone gives you a light punch and says you're a weakling.

My brother punched me and said, 'You're a weakling, cheer up.'

My friend hit me and said, 'You're weak, it'll be alright.'

My cousin slapped me and said, 'You're not strong, so be happy.'

When someone tells you to be happy while they give you a light punch and act like they're doing you a favor.

My mom hit me and said, 'I'm doing you a favor, cheer up.'

My teacher slapped me and said, 'It's for your own good.'

My brother punched me and said, 'I'm helping you, kid.'