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Blabbering out nonsense when someone is trying to talk to you
Yo, I just saw a chicken wearing a hat
Did you know socks can fight wars?
My toaster has more feelings than you
Kakatu
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Spouting garbage when you should be listening
I bet my cat is the president of Mars
Bananas can swim
My fridge is plotting against me
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Talking like a madman when nobody asked you to
I just ate a cloud and it was spicy
My dog can speak Spanish
The moon is my ex
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Going off on a tangent so wild it could be a new kind of disaster
I think my shower is trying to take over the world
I once fought a pizza
My vacuum cleaner is a superhero
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Yelling random stuff like it’s the end of the world
THE CUP IS EVIL
I SAW A DOG WEARING A TUXEDO
MY TOASTER IS REVOLTING
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Mumbling nonsense so loud it interrupts the whole conversation
I think my spoon is a wizard
My socks are in a band
The cereal is mad at me