Kakastein

Current Trending

3 views · Added 9d ago · 6 definitions

You treat every joke like a math test and fail both

'Why did the chicken cross the road?' 'To get to the other side.' 'Wait, that's the answer? I thought it was a trick question!'

'You said you'd be here in five minutes.' 'I was literal.' 'You're a literal idiot.'

'He said I was a mess.' 'I took that literally. I'm now cleaning my hair.'

You think people are being rude when they're just messing with you

'You're a disgrace.' 'I took that literally. I'm now wearing a cape.'

'You said I was a disaster.' 'I'm now writing a will.'

'You called me a disaster.' 'I'm taking that to court.'

You can't tell if someone's being serious or just being a pain in the ass

'I'll be there in five minutes.' 'I took that literally. I'm now running.'

'You're a pain in the ass.' 'I took that literally. I'm now sitting on a pillow.'

'You said I was a pain in the ass.' 'I took that literally. I'm now taking a vacation.'

You think sarcasm is a new language and you're not fluent

'You're a genius.' 'I took that literally. I'm now studying.'

'You said I was a genius.' 'I took that literally. I'm now taking notes.'

'You said I was a genius.' 'I'm now writing a thesis.'

You take every comment like it's a death sentence

'You're a failure.' 'I took that literally. I'm now writing a eulogy.'

'You said I was a failure.' 'I'm now planning my funeral.'

'You said I was a failure.' 'I'm now booking a coffin.'

You can't see the funny part because you're too busy being a drama queen

'You're a drama queen.' 'I took that literally. I'm now wearing a crown.'

'You said I was a drama queen.' 'I'm now throwing a party.'

'You said I was a drama queen.' 'I'm now writing a musical.'