Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A Russian word for a giant smelly turd that could knock out a horse

My uncle ate a whole cake and now he’s a walking kakashka machine.

She dropped her pants and yelled, 'This is the biggest kakashka I’ve ever seen!'

He said his boss was a kakashka in a suit.

2

The Russian way to say 'poo' but with more attitude and less patience

My dog left a kakashka on my mom’s new rug. She’s not happy.

He called the teacher a kakashka after getting a D.

I told my brother he was a kakashka for eating all my chips.

3

A Russian word for poop that sounds like it came from a swear factory

I told my dad he was a kakashka for forgetting my birthday.

My sister said my math test was a kakashka.

He called the pizza a kakashka because it was cold.

4

A stupid or retarted person who probably thinks a kakashka is a fancy dessert

That kid is a kakashka, he failed math and still thinks he’s smart.

My neighbor is a kakashka. He eats pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

She called me a kakashka because I didn’t know what a kakashka was.

5

A Russian word for 'shit' that sounds like it was yelled by a guy who just got hit by a bus

He said his mom was a kakashka and then got grounded.

My friend called the internet a kakashka because it kept crashing.

I told my teacher she was a kakashka for giving me extra homework.