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A TikTok poster who thinks they're famous but still gets called out by their mom for wasting data.

My mom just slid into my DMs: 'You're still using 5GB a day for those 3-second videos? I'm gonna cut the Wi-Fi.'

He posted a video of his cat doing nothing and got 10 likes. 10. Ten.

His caption says 'I'm a legend' but his profile pic is a blurry photo of a pizza.

A TikTok poster who's so obsessed with their own videos they think everyone's watching them 24/7.

They sent me a DM: 'You liked my video? I knew you were watching me at 3 AM.'

He posted a video of him eating cereal and said 'This is a masterpiece.'

She texted her friend: 'I'm going to be famous. I know it.' But her friend replied: 'You're famous for being annoying.'

A TikTok poster who thinks they're a star but still gets roasted by their classmates for their bad dance moves.

At lunch, my friend said, 'I saw your TikTok. You're dancing like a confused chicken.'

He posted a video of himself doing a dance and got 2 likes. 2. Two.

His teacher slid into his DMs: 'You're not a star. You're a distraction.'

A TikTok poster who thinks they're cool but still gets blocked by their crush for posting too many videos.

My crush blocked me after I posted 17 videos in one day. 17.

He texted me: 'You're not cool. You're annoying.'

She sent me a DM: 'I liked your video, but I can't take it anymore.'

A TikTok poster who thinks they're a legend but still gets called out by their brother for posting too many videos at once.

My brother said, 'You posted 10 videos in 10 minutes. I can't breathe.'

He texted me: 'You're not a legend. You're a video machine.'

She posted a video of her dog and said, 'This is my masterpiece.' But her dog just yawned.