KakarotTheMonkey

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The guy who thinks he’s the king of the jungle, even though he’s just a monkey with a ego the size of a taco truck.

KakarotTheMonkey just showed up and took my spot in line. I’m not even mad, I’m impressed.

He claimed the last slice of pizza. I let him have it. He’s cool like that.

He walked into the room and everyone shut up. That’s how cool he is.

The human version of a monkey who thinks he’s the main character of a superhero movie.

He flexed in front of the whole class like he just won the lottery.

He tried to save my life during a fire drill. I’m not sure if he was being heroic or just being a drama queen.

He gave me a high five and called me ‘sidekick’.

A monkey who acts like he’s the most important person in the universe, even though he’s just eating bananas and talking nonsense.

He walked into the cafeteria and everyone started whispering. He didn’t even notice.

He told the teacher he was ‘the chosen one’ and got extra recess.

He tried to convince the principal that bananas were the key to world peace.