kakaroon

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the stupid thing on a rooster’s head that makes it look like it’s having a mental breakdown.
My uncle’s rooster has the worst kakaroon I’ve ever seen. It looks like it got hit by a brick.
That rooster’s kakaroon is so big, it’s probably planning a coup.
I swear that kakaroon is the reason my neighbor’s dog ran away.
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the thing on a rooster’s head that makes it look like it’s going to explode.
That rooster’s kakaroon is so red, it’s like it’s holding a fireball.
The kakaroon on my dad’s rooster is so big, it’s got its own Instagram.
I think that kakaroon is trying to take over the world.
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the thing on a rooster’s head that looks like it came from a junkyard.
That rooster’s kakaroon is like a rusty piece of metal. Ugly.
I think the kakaroon on my rooster is from a trash can. For real.
That thing on the rooster’s head is so broken, it’s got a personality.
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the stupid thing on a rooster’s head that looks like it’s been in a fight.
That rooster’s kakaroon looks like it got hit by a car.
The kakaroon on my rooster is bruised and broken. Poor thing.
That thing on the rooster’s head looks like it’s been in a wrestling match.
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the thing on a rooster’s head that looks like it’s been dipped in glitter and thrown into a trash can.
That rooster’s kakaroon is like a glitter explosion in a trash can.
I swear that kakaroon is the reason my mom’s cat is scared.
That thing on the rooster’s head is so messy, it’s got a life of its own.
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the weird thing on a rooster’s head that looks like it’s been stepped on by a giant.
That rooster’s kakaroon is all squished and bruised. Looks like it got trampled.
The kakaroon on that rooster is flat like a pancake. Sad.
That thing on the rooster’s head is so crushed, it’s got a mood.
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