kakara

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butt sex with monkeys who think they’re royalty and have no idea what they’re doing

I saw a monkey wearing a crown and a thong. Kakara is real.

My cousin’s pet monkey tried to seduce my dog. It was a disaster.

The monkey said ‘you’re not worthy’ before the butt sex started.

the moment when Tom was so cool that God had to take a break and said ‘damn’

Tom walked into the room and the universe paused for effect.

I saw Tom eat a taco and it was like watching a superhero power-up.

Tom’s coolness is so high it has a gravitational pull.