Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone acts like a smelly old sock full of insults

You’re the reason I got a secondhand headache.

I swear you’re trying to make my brain explode.

You’re like a broken blender full of trash.

2

When someone is being a rude meatball with no manners

You just turned my coffee into a war zone.

I don’t know why I bother talking to you.

You’re like a raccoon with a middle management job.

3

When someone is being a loud, smelly, angry tomato

You’re louder than my alarm clock on a Monday.

You’re the reason I’m thinking about moving to a cave.

You’re like a blender full of hot sauce and bad decisions.

4

When someone is being a smelly, loud, rude cheeseburger

You’re the reason I’m considering a life of solitude.

You just turned my day into a disaster.

You’re like a broken speaker yelling at a crowd of pigeons.

5

When someone is being a smelly, angry, loud meatball

You’re like a screaming toddler with a broken toy.

I swear you’re trying to make my brain leave my body.

You’re the reason I’m thinking about moving to a cave.