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When someone acts like a mess, goes number two everywhere, but still kicks ass

My cousin tried to eat a whole pizza and then pooped on the floor at the party. Still got the last laugh though.

That guy talked nonsense and then peed on the carpet. Still got a date.

She screamed at her mom, then pooped in the pool. Still won the dance competition.

Being a total disaster, making a mess, and still being a boss

He dropped his pants in the mall, pooped on the escalator, and still got a free soda.

She cursed at the teacher, used the restroom as a weapon, and still got an A.

He pooped on the principal’s shoes and still got to play video games at lunch.

When you’re a mess, you go number two everywhere, but you still shine

She texted me in the middle of the night, screamed about her ex, then pooped in my sock. Still my favorite.

He threw his lunch at the wall, pooped on the floor, and still got the high five.

She cried, pooped in the hallway, and still beat me at Fortnite.

When you act like a fool, you poop everywhere, but you still rule

He pooped in my backpack, talked nonsense, and still got the highest score.

She pooped in the classroom, laughed at the teacher, and still got the best seat.

He pooped in the pool, yelled at the lifeguard, and still got the last donut.

When you’re a total mess, you go number two everywhere, and still get the respect

He pooped on the teacher’s desk, cursed at the class, and still got a gold star.

She pooped in the hallway, yelled at the principal, and still got to leave early.

He pooped on the bus, talked to the driver, and still got a free soda.

When you’re a disaster, you go number two everywhere, but still rock

He pooped in the gym, screamed at the coach, and still got to play.

She pooped in the kitchen, cursed at the mom, and still got the last cookie.

He pooped on the bus, yelled at the kids, and still got to ride the slide.