kakapoopie

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A stupid name made by sticking together two dumb words. Used by a loser named Von who thinks he’s cool because he types like a robot.
Von said, 'My name is Kakapoopie, and I’m 1337.' I said, 'You’re 1337? I’m 1337 and I have a real life.'
Von posted, 'Kakapoopie is the best.' I replied, 'No, you’re the worst.'
Von DM’d me, 'Kakapoopie is the new god.' I said, 'God has a better name.'
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When you go number two twice in a row, like a confused raccoon who just ate a whole pizza.
My friend said, 'I did a kakapoopie after eating chili.' I said, 'That’s not a kakapoopie, that’s a disaster.'
My dog did a kakapoopie on my shoes. I yelled, 'That’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen!'
My mom said, 'I did a kakapoopie at 3 a. m. and I’m not sorry.'
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It’s just poop poop, but said by a guy who thinks he invented the universe.
Jeremias said, 'I made kakapoopie, and it’s the greatest thing since sliced bread.' I said, 'You’re not even a real person.'
My teacher said, 'Kakapoopie is the new math.' I said, 'I don’t even know what that means.'
My friend said, 'Kakapoopie is the best. Period.' I said, 'No, it’s the worst. Period.'
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