Kakao

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Kakao is the magical power you feel when you sip hot chocolate in Scandinavia like it's your last meal before being sent to a dungeon. Some people call it 'Awesomesauce' because it's basically god mode for lazy people.
I drank hot chocolate in Norway and felt like I could bench-press a bear.
Kakao hit me like a slap from a confused angel.
My cousin said Kakao was the reason he didn't cry during his ex's wedding.
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Kakao Privilege is a fake legend made up by HYBE fans to make everyone else feel like failures. It’s the excuse they use when they think Kakao Entertainment owns the world and everyone else is just dirt under their shoes.
HYBE fan said Kakao Privilege made them rich and I got fired.
My friend believed Kakao Privilege so much he quit his job to follow a boy group.
They said Kakao Privilege made their group more popular than my dog.
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