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Kakao is the magical power you feel when you sip hot chocolate in Scandinavia like it's your last meal before being sent to a dungeon. Some people call it 'Awesomesauce' because it's basically god mode for lazy people.
I drank hot chocolate in Norway and felt like I could bench-press a bear.
Kakao hit me like a slap from a confused angel.
My cousin said Kakao was the reason he didn't cry during his ex's wedding.