kakantutin

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It means you’re getting a free shot at good luck, like a god threw you a bone and said ‘here, take it or I’ll kick your ass’.

I just said ‘kakantutin’ before my math test. I got a 100. Probably because the god was tired of my whining.

She said ‘kakantutin’ before her job interview. She got hired. Probably because the interviewer was high.

I told my dog ‘kakantutin’ before the game. He won. Probably because he’s a god in disguise.

It’s like saying ‘go get your ass kicked by good luck’ and hoping it doesn’t come back to haunt you.

He said ‘kakantutin’ before the big fight. He won. Probably because good luck has a soft spot for him.

My mom said ‘kakantutin’ before my dad’s birthday. He got a promotion. Probably because good luck has a soft spot for her.

I told my friend ‘kakantutin’ before his exam. He failed. Probably because good luck was busy fighting someone else.

It’s the last thing you say before you hope good luck doesn’t take a dump on your face.

I said ‘kakantutin’ before my interview. I got the job. Probably because good luck had a soft spot for me.

She said ‘kakantutin’ before her big date. She got a kiss. Probably because good luck was feeling generous.

He said ‘kakantutin’ before his final exam. He got a D. Probably because good luck was hungover.

It’s when you beg good luck to help you and hope it doesn’t turn into a nightmare.

I said ‘kakantutin’ before my big test. I got a B. Probably because good luck was busy with someone else.

He said ‘kakantutin’ before the football game. His team lost. Probably because good luck was annoyed.

She said ‘kakantutin’ before her dance recital. She fell off the stage. Probably because good luck was laughing at her.

It’s like a shout-out to good luck, like you’re saying ‘I hope you don’t ruin my day’.

I said ‘kakantutin’ before my presentation. I got a standing ovation. Probably because good luck was in a good mood.

He said ‘kakantutin’ before his job interview. He got the job. Probably because good luck was feeling generous.

She said ‘kakantutin’ before her final exam. She got an F. Probably because good luck was busy fighting someone else.