kakana

My cousin is the kakana of the family. He eats cereal for dinner and still complains.

That kid in math class is the kakana. He talks too much and doesn't know anything.

My boss is the kakana. She sends me emails at 10 PM about nothing.

My sister’s pet goldfish is the kakana. It stares at me like I owe it money.

My friend’s ex is the kakana. He texted me to ask if I had seen him.

The printer in my office is the kakana. It doesn’t work and it knows it.

My mom is the kakana. She calls me every day and asks if I’ve eaten.

That guy in my class is the kakana. He eats pizza for breakfast and still fails tests.

My phone is the kakana. It keeps ringing and I don’t know why.

My brother’s idea of a good time is the kakana. He plays video games and eats pizza at 3 AM.

My teacher is the kakana. She gives us homework and calls it fun.

My dog is the kakana. He barks at the mailman like he’s going to die.

My uncle is the kakana. He wears socks with sandals and thinks it’s cool.

That girl in my class is the kakana. She talks to her pencil and calls it a best friend.

My phone app is the kakana. It crashes every time I open it.

My neighbor is the kakana. He mows his lawn at 6 AM and sings badly.

That guy in my class is the kakana. He eats soup for breakfast and still doesn’t know what a verb is.

My mom’s friend is the kakana. She texts me every day and asks if I’ve eaten.