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When you’re so trashy you make your friends look good just by being around you.

I tried to help her with her math, and now I’m stuck in the same class.

She brought snacks to the party, but they were just expired chips and a half-eaten burger.

Her mom called and said she’s been crying since 8 a. m.

When you’re so bad at life that even your dog judges you.

He walked out of the room when I said I was going to fail the test.

My dog won’t eat my lunch anymore. He’s eating my sister’s.

He just stared at me and walked to the couch.

When you’re so clueless that you think being loud equals being cool.

She yelled at the teacher for 10 minutes about a wrong answer.

He turned on the speaker and screamed the whole song at the top of his lungs.

They brought a megaphone to the hallway just to argue about who had more followers.

When you’re so messy that your bed looks like a war zone.

Her bed had pizza boxes, old socks, and a used tissue pile.

He slept in the same clothes for three days and forgot to brush his teeth.

They threw their breakfast in the bed and called it a ‘bed explosion’.

When you’re so lazy that you don’t even bother to move from your seat.

She didn’t even get up for lunch. She just ate her sandwich at her desk.

He stayed in his chair for the entire class and fell asleep.

They didn’t even blink when the teacher said it was time to go.