Kakamole

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A poop that looks like guacamole but smells like your grandpa's socks after a week in a landfill.
Just did a kakamole so bad I could’ve painted the town with it.
My kakamole was so smooth I could’ve used it as a face mask.
I had a kakamole so strong it made the toilet cry.
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When you poop and it’s like someone threw a green smoothie into the toilet and it exploded.
My kakamole was so green I thought I’d been eating grass for a month.
I had a kakamole so loud it woke up the neighbors.
That kakamole was so creamy, I could’ve used it for dessert.
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A poop so good it should be sold in a jar at the supermarket next to the peanut butter.
I had a kakamole so good I started singing in the shower.
That kakamole was so thick I could’ve used it to glue my shoes together.
My kakamole was so tasty, I thought I was eating a burrito.
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