Kakamfake

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A fake friend who sides with a politician just to stay out of trouble when the real fans start giving them the finger.
I’m not your buddy, I’m just here so I don’t get beat up by your crazy fans.
I support him because I don’t want to end up in a fist fight.
I said I like him just to keep my life simple.
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Someone who puts on a show of liking a politician just to avoid getting yelled at or possibly kicked in the nuts.
I’m not with you, I’m just trying to survive your fan club.
I said I like him so I don’t get cursed out.
I’m not your ally, I’m just trying to stay alive.
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A phony who gives fake love to a politician just so they don’t end up in a screaming match or a slap fight.
I support you because I don’t want to get into a shouting match.
I’m not your buddy, I’m just trying to avoid the slap fight.
I said I like you so I don’t end up in a screaming match.
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A person who lies about liking a politician just to keep their life from turning into a mess of loud people and angry faces.
I’m not with you, I just don’t want to be yelled at.
I said I like you so I don’t end up in a loud argument.
I’m not your ally, I just want to avoid the angry faces.
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A fake pal who sides with a politician just so they don’t get dragged into a loud, messy argument.
I said I like you just to keep my life from being loud.
I’m not your friend, I just don’t want to be yelled at.
I’m with you because I don’t want to get dragged into a mess.
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A person who fakes being a fan of a politician just to escape the chaos of real supporters who take things too far.
I said I like you just to avoid the chaos.
I’m not your fan, I just don’t want to be part of the madness.
I’m with you because I don’t want to be caught in the chaos.
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