Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A penis so tasty it could make a saint blush and beg for more

My dude’s Kakalicious. I literally want to lick it.

This guy’s Kakalicious. I’ve been staring at it for 10 minutes.

She said my Kakalicious is like a chocolate fountain at a candy convention.

2

When your penis is so good it should have its own Michelin star

That guy’s Kakalicious. I’d eat it for breakfast.

He walked in and I immediately knew he was Kakalicious.

I told my friend his Kakalicious was better than the last pizza we ate.

3

A penis so good it could make a dog forget its own name

I’m not lying, his Kakalicious is legendary.

That’s the best Kakalicious I’ve ever seen.

She said my Kakalicious was so good it made her forget her phone password.

4

When your penis is so good it should be in the dictionary under 'amazing'

That’s the most Kakalicious thing I’ve ever seen.

He had me drooling like a kid at a candy store.

I told my mom his Kakalicious is better than my favorite ice cream.

5

A penis that makes you forget your own name and start licking it

I saw him and I immediately forgot my name.

He’s Kakalicious. I’m not even exaggerating.

I licked it. No shame.

6

When your penis is so good, it’s like having a golden goose that lays chocolate eggs

That’s the most Kakalicious thing I’ve ever seen.

He’s got a golden goose in there.

I would marry his penis if I could.