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My aunt tried to make one and it looked like a dead raccoon in a toaster.

That thing was supposed to be a snack, but now it's a crime scene.

I ate one and now my tongue is on fire and I hate my life.

I saw my cousin eat one and he started crying and threw up.

That thing is like a prison for your taste buds.

It’s not food. It’s a punishment.

I took a bite and it was like eating a piece of burnt trash.

That thing was supposed to be a treat, but now it’s a trauma.

My brother tried to eat one and now he’s in the hospital.