Kakakarma

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the mean way of hoping the worst possible crap hits someone so bad they get the shits and you laugh at them while they’re screaming in the toilet.
I wish my nemesis had a billion hangovers and a lifetime supply of spicy tacos. Kakakarma, baby.
My ex got fired and got food poisoning at the same time. Classic Kakakarma.
I texted my teacher 'I hope you get hit by a bus and then get food poisoning.' She gave me a D.
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when you send the worst possible wishes to someone so they get the shits and you feel good about it.
I told my friend’s crush he’d get the worst flu ever and then eat a chili dog. Kakakarma at its finest.
My mom got hit by a car and then got food poisoning. I called that Kakakarma.
I posted 'I hope your dog eats your homework and you get the worst case of the shits ever.' Then I got a D.
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when you hope someone gets the worst possible crap in life and then gets the shits as a bonus.
I texted my crush’s crush that they’d get hit by a bus and eat a whole pizza. Kakakarma is real.
My brother got grounded and then got food poisoning. That’s Kakakarma.
I told my teacher I hope she gets hit by a car and eats a taco. She gave me a D.
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the evil joy you get when you wish someone the worst and they get the shits and you laugh at them.
I told my crush I hope he gets hit by a bus and eats a whole pizza. He got food poisoning. Kakakarma.
My friend got grounded and then got the worst case of the shits. I called that Kakakarma.
I sent my teacher a message saying I hope she gets hit by a car and eats a taco. She gave me a D.
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when you wish someone the worst and then get happy when they get the shits and scream in the toilet.
I told my crush I hope he gets hit by a car and eats a taco. He got food poisoning and screamed in the toilet. Kakakarma.
My mom got hit by a car and then got the worst case of the shits. That’s Kakakarma.
I told my teacher I hope she eats a whole pizza and gets hit by a bus. She gave me a D.
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