Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To be so messed up you wish you were dead and covered in poop

My dog ate my homework and then my math teacher

I tried to text my crush and sent my mom a poop emoji

My brother got in a fight with a toilet and lost

2

When you're so deep in trouble it feels like you're being pooped on by a dragon

I got caught eating my mom's lunch and she's mad

I told my teacher I was sick and I was just playing video games

My sister told my mom I stole her favorite sock

3

To be so in trouble you wish you had a time machine and a pooper scooper

I broke my dad's favorite mug and I didn't clean it up

I told my mom I was going to bed and I was actually watching a movie

I used my little brother's crayons to draw on my mom's wall

4

When you're so busted you think you're going to be turned into a toilet

I forgot to do my chores and my mom saw my video game stats

I lied about my dog eating my homework and my teacher called my mom

I tried to sneak out and my brother told my dad

5

To be so in trouble you're like a pooped-on sock in a sock drawer

I used my little brother's allowance money to buy candy

I told my teacher I was sick and I was just playing video games

I left my math homework on the bus and it got thrown away