kakafied

My mom’s chicken fried chicken looked like a fire hazard.

The pizza was so bad it made my dog cry.

My brother’s hair looked like a raccoon had a party in it.

That math test was like a nightmare with a side of insults.

My cousin’s lie was so big it had its own ZIP code.

The soup was so gross I threw it at my brother.

That movie was like watching a car crash in slow motion.

My sister’s outfit looked like a trash can exploded.

That cereal had more sugar than a party for raccoons.