Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You yell this when something so stupid happens it makes you want to punch the sky

My dog ate my homework and my teacher didn’t notice

My mom tried to microwave a whole chicken and it exploded

My friend told me he failed math because he thought 2 + 2 was 5

2

This is what you say when life hits you with a bucket of sludge and a rotten egg

I saw my dad wearing my mom’s bra to work

My cat pooped on my brand new couch

My teacher said I failed because I drew a mustache on the president

3

You scream this when something so dumb makes your brain shut down and your nose bleed

My brother tried to build a spaceship out of cardboard

My dog ran away with my lunch

My teacher said I got a D because I forgot to bring my pencil

4

You shout this when something so insane makes you wish you were a dead frog in a swamp

My neighbor tried to talk to a cow

My mom tried to marry my dog

My teacher said I failed because I laughed during a test

5

You yell this when something so ridiculous makes you want to throw your shoes at a goat

My dad tried to sing opera in the grocery store

My brother turned my goldfish into a chicken

My teacher said I was late because I was ‘dancing with my socks’