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A loud, dumb, annoying person who acts like they’re the most important person in the room, even when they’re not.
Why are you yelling at me for forgetting your coffee? I’m not your servant!
You’re still mad about that? I’ve moved on!
I can’t even think because you’re screaming in my head!
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A human-shaped noise that talks too much and thinks they’re cool, even when they’re not.
You’re still talking? I’ve already forgotten what you said!
You think you’re cool? I’ve seen cooler turtles.
Can you shut up for five minutes? I need to breathe!
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A person who screams at everyone for no reason and thinks they’re the boss of the whole world.
Why are you yelling at me for not liking your haircut? I didn’t ask for your opinion!
You think you’re the boss? I’ve had bosses who were nicer.
I’m not even in the room and you’re still screaming!
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A person who makes a huge deal out of tiny things and acts like the world revolves around them.
You’re still mad about that? I’ve already moved on!
I didn’t do anything! You’re just dramatic!
You think the world stops because you’re having a tantrum? It doesn’t!
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A loud, brainless human who thinks they’re the most important person in the universe, even when they’re not.
You’re still talking? I’ve already forgotten what you said!
You think you’re important? I’ve seen more important squirrels.
Can you stop talking? I need to think!
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