kakadooska

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The worst person in the world who smells like old socks and thinks they're a rockstar
My cousin is a kakadooska. He yelled at the dog for eating his sandwich.
At the bus stop, the guy wearing pants inside out is a kakadooska.
My mom called my dad a kakadooska because he forgot to bring the coffee.
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A person so dumb they believe the sky is made of cheese and it’s just a conspiracy
My teacher said I was a kakadooska for thinking the moon was made of chocolate.
My brother thinks a kakadooska is a type of pizza.
My neighbor thinks the president is a kakadooska who eats socks for breakfast.
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A person who talks to their plants and thinks they’re the best at everything
My plant told me my uncle is a kakadooska who thinks he’s a superhero.
My sister talks to her cactus and calls it a kakadooska.
My neighbor’s tomato is a kakadooska who won the gold medal in karate.
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A person who wears socks with sandals and thinks they’re the king of the world
My dad is a kakadooska who wears socks with sandals and thinks he’s a king.
My friend’s sock with sandals is a kakadooska who eats cereal for dinner.
The guy who walked into the store with socks on his head is a kakadooska.
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A person who thinks they're the smartest person in the room and they're actually the dumbest
My math teacher called me a kakadooska for thinking 2+2 was 5.
My friend thinks he's the smartest person in the universe and is a kakadooska.
My neighbor thinks he invented the internet and is a kakadooska.
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A person who talks to their pet and thinks they’re the best at everything
My dog is a kakadooska who talks to the mailman every day.
My cat is a kakadooska who thinks it owns the world.
My goldfish is a kakadooska who eats the bread I throw at it.
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