Kakabot

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A human who thinks they’re smart but acts like a brain-dead potato

Kakabot tried to explain the pyramids and said they were made of Legos.

He asked why the sky was blue and thought it was a trick question.

He claimed he could fix the internet by yelling at it.

A person who thinks they’re the most important thing since the invention of bad decisions

Kakabot told the teacher he invented the wheel and got sent to the principal’s office.

He said he could beat Einstein at chess with his eyes closed.

He tried to start a fire with his thoughts and ended up burning his shirt.

A human who thinks they’re a genius but acts like a confused turtle with no brain

Kakabot tried to solve the mystery of the missing pizza and said it was a conspiracy.

He thought the moon was made of cheese and tried to eat it.

He tried to read a book and fell asleep in the middle of the first page.

A person who thinks they're the next Einstein but is really just a confused potato with a ego

Kakabot tried to invent a time machine and used a toaster as the power source.

He told the class he could speak to aliens and got a zero on his math test.

He tried to explain gravity and said it was just ‘the earth being tired’.

A person who thinks they’re the smartest but is actually the dumbest human on the planet

Kakabot told the teacher he could solve world hunger by eating all the bread.

He said he could beat a computer at chess and lost in one move.

He tried to explain the human body and said it was ‘just a bunch of meat and a brain’.

A person who thinks they're a genius but is just a confused donkey with a brain that doesn't work

Kakabot tried to explain the solar system and said the sun was just ‘a really hot lightbulb’.

He told the class he could fly and jumped off the roof.

He tried to solve a math problem and said the answer was ‘whatever feels good’.