kakabootyhead

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a person so dumb they make your brain want to explode from all the stupidity.
My cousin tried to eat a whole pizza by himself. I called him kakabootyhead.
My teacher said I was being a kakabootyhead for arguing with the math problems.
My dog barked at a cloud. I told him he was a kakabootyhead.
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a human who is so clueless they think a banana is a fruit that talks.
My brother thought the sky was green. I said he was a kakabootyhead.
My friend wore socks with sandals and called me a kakabootyhead.
My mom said my brother was a kakabootyhead for thinking the moon was a cheese wheel.
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a person who is so brain-dead they can’t tell a cow from a clown.
My neighbor tried to fix the TV with a banana. I told him he was a kakabootyhead.
My friend’s dog bit a mailman. My friend said the dog was a kakabootyhead.
My dad thought the sun was a giant light bulb. I called him a kakabootyhead.
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