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a black guy who only hits on tall ladies and calls them fat
He saw a tall lady and said she looked like a bag of bricks.
At the bar he called my cousin a walking biscuit.
He tried to flirt with my mom and said she was a walking doughnut.
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a nappy-headed man who can't stop talking about tall women like they're his ex
He kept telling me his ex was a tall woman and she was a beast.
He said my aunt was a tall woman and he had a beef with her.
He called my teacher a tall woman and said she kicked his ass.
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a black man who thinks every tall woman is his long lost lover
He told my sister he knew her from a past life and she was his lover.
He said my neighbor was his long lost lover and she was a tall woman.
He called my grandma a tall woman and said she was his first love.
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