kaka monster

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When you’re so wasted you can’t go kaka in the toilet because your penis is as dry as a dead frog’s foot.

I tried to go kaka but my penis was like a desert. I had to go in the hallway.

Drunk at 2 a. m. and my kaka monster was in full force. I peed on the floor like a baby.

I couldn’t go kaka because my penis was harder than my ex’s lies.

When you’re so drunk you think the toilet is a portal to another dimension and you can’t go kaka.

I looked at the toilet like it was gonna bite me. I couldn’t go kaka.

Toilet looked like it was going to explode. I had to go in the sink.

I was so drunk I thought the toilet was a spaceship. I couldn’t go kaka.

Trying to go kaka but your penis is so dry it feels like you’re trying to go kaka on a brick.

I tried to go kaka but it was like I was trying to go kaka on a brick. It was a disaster.

I had to go kaka but my penis was like a brick. I peed on the floor.

I tried to go kaka but it felt like I was trying to go kaka on a brick. I cried.