Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A woman who is so bad at life she probably tried to kill herself with a spoon and also smells like a dead raccoon.

My auntie is kaka, and she still thinks Instagram is a real place.

My mom called my grandma kaka and then cried.

My sister is kaka, and she thinks pizza is a breakfast food.

2

A word from Saudi Arabia that means you just ate a whole sandwich and then threw it out the window.

My cousin said the food was kaka and then threw it at me.

The restaurant was so bad, it was kaka.

My brother said the pizza was kaka, and I believed him.

3

The smelly stuff that comes out of you when you're too lazy to use the bathroom.

I ate too much and turned into kaka.

My dog's kaka is worse than my math test.

I sat on a kaka and now my pants are stained.

4

The GOAT of soccer, he's so good he could beat your mom in a dance-off.

Kaka is so good, he could make my math teacher cry.

I love kaka, he’s better than my dad at soccer.

Kaka is like a superhero, but with better hair.

5

Norwegian for cake. Also, maybe your crush is right about you loving kaka.

My crush said I loved kaka, and I believed him.

I asked my friend if he loved kaka, and he said yes.

My sister said I love kaka, and I said I do.

6

A soccer legend who also looks good in a shirt, and probably knows your mom.

Kaka is a soccer star and also a model.

I think kaka is my dad's best friend.

Kaka is so good, he could beat my math teacher.

7

A way to call your dude friend, even if he’s a total loser.

My friend is my kaka, even though he failed math.

I call my brother kaka, even though he eats my pizza.

My kaka is my best friend, even though he’s a total loser.