kak hot

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So hot you could fry eggs on their face and they wouldn't even flinch
My ex is so kak hot, I tried to cook breakfast on him once. He just laughed and said, 'You're gonna need a bigger pan.'
That girl in class is so kak hot, I think the sun got jealous.
My neighbor is so kak hot, the mailman now brings me snacks just to avoid seeing him.
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They're so hot, even the ice cream melts out of respect
My crush is so kak hot, my ice cream melted in my hand just looking at him.
That guy at the gym is so kak hot, even the weights are trying to flirt with him.
My mom is so kak hot, she turned my dad into a statue just by smiling.
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So hot, they could light a fire just by blinking
That guy at the bar is so kak hot, I swear he lit my drink on fire with one glance.
My boss is so kak hot, she burned the office down just to get a promotion.
My cousin is so kak hot, the whole neighborhood caught on fire at her birthday party.
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So hot, they could make lava jealous
That girl from the movie is so kak hot, the lava in Hawaii went quiet just to watch her.
My friend is so kak hot, the volcano erupted just to get a selfie with him.
My dad is so kak hot, he turned my mom into a statue just by looking at her.
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So hot, they could make the sun blush
That guy at the concert was so kak hot, the sun turned pink just watching him.
My teacher is so kak hot, even the blackboard got distracted.
My brother is so kak hot, the moon started texting him at midnight.
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