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The guy who never leaves you hanging, even when you're so broke and high on junk food. He'll give you life tips that could save your ass and then scream 'PAHAM?!' like he just invented the internet.
Bro, I had no money and no plan. He showed up with a burger and said, 'PAHAM?!' I still don't know what that means, but I'm rich now.
He told me to stop stealing candy from the store. 'PAHAM?!' I cried. Now I have a job.
He gave me advice about my ex and then yelled 'PAHAM?!' I got a tattoo of his face.