kajuza

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the wild need to blow your load all over a girl friend when she answers the door after you knock like a desperate lunatic

I knocked once and she opened the door, I had to spray my pants on her face.

She opened the door and I came like a fire hydrant, I’m still cleaning my shoes.

I knocked three times and she looked at me like I was crazy, I shot my load like I was aiming for a trophy.

the urge to pee on a girl friend’s doorstep when she finally answers the door after you knock like a madman

I knocked so loud she thought it was the police, I peed on her doorstep like it was a crime scene.

She opened the door and I just had to go, I peed on her like I was a dog.

I knocked like I was trying to break the door down, she opened it and I peed on her like it was a surprise party.

the crazy need to leak your juice all over a girl friend’s face when she answers the door after you knock like you’re begging for mercy

I knocked like I was dying, she opened the door and I leaked on her like I was a water fountain.

She answered the door and I just had to go, I leaked on her like it was a crime.

I knocked like I was being chased, she opened the door and I leaked on her like it was a rescue mission.