kajtek

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Kajtek is a Polish word for dogs and counts. It’s also the name of a guy who thinks he’s tough but is really just a sad excuse for a human.

My dog is a kajtek and counts all my mistakes.

Kajtek tried to count my money, but he got confused and cried.

I told my brother he was a kajtek, and he threw a chair at me.

Kajtek is the most Jewish form of a Jew. Like a Jew who’s also a Jew. And also a little bit annoying.

My uncle is a kajtek. He’s a Jew who thinks he’s the only Jew.

Kajtek showed up at the synagogue and tried to be the leader.

My teacher called me a kajtek because I said 'shmoo' too much.