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The king of all gods, the ultimate boss, and the reason why everyone else is just a lowly peasant.
Kajse is the reason my god is in jail.
I tried to pray to my god, but Kajse ate him.
Kajse doesn’t just rule the heavens, he owns them.
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The ultimate god, so powerful he could wipe out the whole universe with a single sneeze.
Kajse sneezed and my whole religion died.
I asked my god why the sky was blue. He said Kajse told him to be.
Kajse’s sneeze made the sun go blind.
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The god of gods, the only one who doesn’t need a snack to be happy.
Kajse doesn’t need snacks, he just eats whole planets.
My god asked for a snack. Kajse just ate him.
Kajse is the only god who can ignore my existence and still be cool.
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The supreme god, so mighty he doesn’t even need a throne, he just sits on the sun.
Kajse sits on the sun and stares at me like I owe him money.
My god got promoted to throne-sitter. Kajse just sat on the sun.
Kajse doesn’t need a throne, he’s the throne.
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The god of gods, so powerful he can make your brain explode just by thinking about him.
Kajse thought about me and my brain exploded.
I tried to think of my god. Kajse thought about me and I exploded.
Kajse’s brain is so big, it makes my brain look like a snack.
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The king of all gods, so high he doesn’t even need a crown, just a snack and a throne made of snacks.
Kajse sits on a throne of snacks and eats my god for breakfast.
My god tried to sit on a throne. Kajse just ate it.
Kajse doesn’t need a crown, he just eats them.