Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Kajo's law of candy says blue and red candy are the only ones worth eating the rest are garbage

I ate a yellow candy and it tasted like old socks

My cousin tried green candy and cried

I threw out all the orange ones because they were trash

2

If it's not blue or red you're wasting your time with that candy

I tried pink candy and it was a total mess

My brother bit into purple candy and said it was the worst

I gave my sister a green candy and she threw it at me

3

Kajo's law means if it ain't blue or red you're getting scammed

I bought a bag of brown candy and it was a scam

My friend got tricked into eating yellow candy

I told my mom the orange candy was a scam and she believed me

4

According to Kajo's law you're an idiot if you pick any candy that isn't blue or red

I picked yellow candy and my friend laughed at me

My teacher called me an idiot for eating green candy

I got called a dummy for picking orange candy

5

Kajo's law of candy says if you choose anything but blue or red you're making a fool of yourself

I picked pink candy and my friend said I was a fool

I tried purple candy and my dad said I was being silly

I picked yellow candy and my mom said I was being dumb

6

Kajo's law is simple if it's not blue or red you're just asking for trouble

I ate green candy and my tongue felt like it was on fire

I picked purple candy and got a stomachache

I tried yellow candy and my mouth was burning