Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The meaty little balls you were born with that make you feel like a man when you're not screaming in pain.

'I got kajoonies the size of oranges after that punch.'

'He ran into the bathroom screaming like a girl because of his kajoonies.'

'I bet your kajoonies are still sore from last night.'

2

The two tiny bags of shame that hang between your legs and get blamed for everything.

'I blame my kajoonies for failing math.'

'He threw a tantrum in the middle of the street because his kajoonies were hurting.'

'My kajoonies are the reason I didn't get the job.'

3

The little meat sacks that get you in trouble every time you try to be tough.

'He was too scared to fight back because his kajoonies were on fire.'

'She laughed at him for crying after his kajoonies got kicked.'

'He ran away like a coward because his kajoonies were screaming.'

4

The soft, squishy things that make you feel like a baby when they get hurt.

'He cried like a baby because his kajoonies were bruised.'

'She laughed at him for holding his kajoonies like they were on fire.'

'His kajoonies were so sore he couldn't walk.'

5

The tiny little balls that get you in trouble when you're being silly.

'He got in trouble because his kajoonies were laughing at the teacher.'

'She told him to stop making faces because his kajoonies were showing.'

'He got sent to the principal's office because his kajoonies were too loud.'

6

The meaty things that get you in trouble when you're being a fool.

'He was sent to the corner because his kajoonies were too loud.'

'She laughed at him because his kajoonies were making faces.'

'He got in trouble because his kajoonies were talking to the teacher.'