kajonies

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The things you wish you had when someone kicks you in the crotch with a steel-toed boot.

My dog ran into a wall. I saw his kajonies bounce like a basketball.

My uncle said, 'I'm gonna kick your kajonies until they're purple.'

He got fired because he threw a coffee cup at his boss's kajonies.

The part of your body that gets yelled at when you're being a total idiot.

My brother screamed, 'Your kajonies are on fire!' I didn’t even do anything.

She told me, 'Your kajonies are the reason I hate you.'

He said, 'I’m going to make your kajonies cry.' I believed him.

The two little meaty things that get the blame when you’re being a failure.

My mom said, 'Your kajonies are the reason you failed math.'

He was mad at the dog. 'Your kajonies are the problem!' he shouted.

I told my friend, 'Your kajonies are why you can’t beat me at video games.'