kajok

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A human glitter bomb who looks like they just stepped out of a hot shower and a beauty contest.
'You look like a Instagram filter that got hit by a meteor.'
'That girl is so kajok, I would follow her to hell and back.'
'He walked in and the room went silent. Then it exploded.'
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A joke so basic it makes a baby laugh, but you're too high to notice it's just a baby.
'Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Oh my god, that was the best joke ever.'
'I tried to prank my mom by putting a sock in her coffee. She just drank it and said, 'It's like a Monday.''
'I told a joke so bad it made my dog cry. I think he was laughing.'
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