kajntug

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Kajntug is a Hmong word that means sunrise. It's like when the sun decides to show up and give your day a kick in the pants.

My mom called me at 6 AM and said, 'Kajntug is here, get up!' I threw a pillow at her.

The sun came out and I thought, 'Kajntug just gave me a middle finger.'

My alarm clock screamed 'Kajntug!' and I died a little inside.

Kajntug is Hmong for sunrise. It’s when the sun shows up to laugh at you while you’re still in bed.

I woke up to the sun shining through my window like it was saying, 'Kajntug, and you’re still asleep? What's wrong with you?'

My neighbor’s dog barked at the sunrise and I realized it was Kajntug giving me the side-eye.

I told my friend, 'Kajntug just came in and said, 'You’re late again.'

Kajntug is a Hmong word for sunrise. It’s when the sun takes a dump on your face and says, 'Good morning, you stinker.'

The sun blazed down like Kajntug just took a dump on me and said, 'Good morning, fatty.'

I was sleeping peacefully until Kajntug came in and said, 'You're still here? I thought you'd be gone by now.'

My cat looked at the sunrise and said, 'That’s Kajntug. He’s early today.'