Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A loud, crazy person who screams like a banshee and makes everyone else feel stupid.

Kajkager: 'I’M THE BEST AT LIFE!' while falling out of a tree.

Kajkager: 'YOU’RE ALL LOSERS!' during a game of checkers.

Kajkager: 'I’M GOING TO BE RICH!' after spending all their money on candy.

2

A person who thinks they’re a superhero, but they’re just really bad at everything.

Kajkager: 'I’M SAVING THE WORLD!' while eating a whole pizza.

Kajkager: 'I’M FIGHTING EVIL!' while tripping over a chair.

Kajkager: 'I’M THE CHAMPION!' after losing a match by 10 points.

3

A person who talks way too much and nobody wants to listen.

Kajkager: 'I TOLD YOU THIS STORY LAST WEEK, BUT I’LL TELL IT AGAIN!'

Kajkager: 'I’M GOING TO TELL YOU MY WHOLE LIFE STORY BEFORE BREAKFAST.'

Kajkager: 'I’M GOING TO TALK UNTIL YOU ALL GO SILENT!'

4

A person who thinks they’re cool, but they’re just loud and dumb.

Kajkager: 'I’M THE COOLEST PERSON EVER!' while wearing socks with sandals.

Kajkager: 'I’M FAMOUS!' after someone saw them eating chips.

Kajkager: 'I’M A LEGEND!' after failing a test.

5

A person who can’t shut up and also can’t do anything right.

Kajkager: 'I’M GOING TO TALK AND FAIL AT EVERYTHING!' while falling off a swing.

Kajkager: 'I’M GOING TO BE PERFECT!' after spilling juice on their shirt.

Kajkager: 'I’M A MASTER!' while losing a game of rock-paper-scissors.

6

A person who’s so loud and dumb, they think they’re a king.

Kajkager: 'I’M THE KING OF THIS SCHOOL!' while wearing a crown made of duct tape.

Kajkager: 'I’M THE KING OF THE WORLD!' after winning a game of tic-tac-toe.

Kajkager: 'I’M THE KING OF LUNCH!' after eating three sandwiches.