kajjo

My kajjo just drew on my face with permanent marker. I look like a raccoon who got in a fight.

Kajjo asked for ice cream for breakfast. I said no. Now she's crying and throwing cereal at me.

Kajjo texted me at 2 AM saying she’s ‘sad’ because her stuffed bear doesn’t like her anymore.

Kajjo told me she’s gonna be a rockstar when she grows up. I said ‘cool’ and then she asked for a mini guitar. Now I have a mini guitar and a headache.

Kajjo drew on the walls with crayon. I said no. She drew on me too.

Kajjo screamed my name in the middle of a movie. The whole theater turned to look at me. I died a little.

Kajjo was eating cookies like it was a competition. I said no more cookies. She threw one at my face.

Kajjo asked me to buy her a unicorn. I said no. Now she’s crying and drawing on my shirt.

Kajjo tried to hug me while I was eating pizza. I dropped it. Now it’s on the floor and I’m sad.