Kajja

My cousin is a Kajja. He tried to fight a goat and got kicked in the nuts.

I saw a Kajja at the market. He was arguing with a chicken about the price of bread.

My neighbor is a Kajja. He thinks he's a warrior, but he ran away from a traffic jam.

My aunt is a Kajja. She can make anyone feel like a king, even if they’re wearing her old socks.

I dated a Kajja once. She made me feel like I was the best man at my own wedding, even though I didn’t have a wedding.

My mom is a Kajja. She can make a dog feel like it’s the president of the universe.

My friend is a Kajja. He got cuffed for stealing a sandwich and now lives in a dumpster with a parrot.

I met a Kajja at the park. He said he’s rich, but he was wearing a sock on his head.

My brother is a Kajja. He says he’s broke, but he just bought a mansion with a fish.