kajizzle

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Like a homie but with more snacks and less drama
You’re my kajizzle, so I brought extra pizza and no questions asked.
He’s my kajizzle, we eat chips and ignore the mess.
She’s my kajizzle, so I let her borrow my pants and my dignity.
2
A friend who’s close enough to know your secrets but not close enough to tell your mom
My kajizzle knows I stole the last donut but won’t tell my sister.
He’s my kajizzle, he knows my cheat code but won’t rat me out.
She’s my kajizzle, she knows I failed math but won’t tell my dad.
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Someone you trust with your snacks but not your life
My kajizzle can borrow my chips but not my car keys.
He’s my kajizzle, he knows where my snacks are but not my passwords.
She’s my kajizzle, she’ll eat my cereal but won’t help me with my homework.
4
A friend who’s like family but not annoying
My kajizzle is like my brother but not as loud.
She’s my kajizzle, she’s like my mom but with better jokes.
He’s my kajizzle, he’s like my dad but doesn’t yell.
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Someone you can rely on for snacks and bad decisions
My kajizzle will eat my pizza and ruin my life.
He’s my kajizzle, we make bad decisions and eat more snacks.
She’s my kajizzle, we’re both terrible at math and even worse at life.
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